Dinosaur Jokes

From Kiki, 16 years old, Barbados

What did the dinosaur say when he fell down?

He said he had a dino -sore!

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From Sarah U., 8 years old, Utah

What kind of animal goes to a diner?

A dinersaur!

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From Lottie, age 8, England

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do you think he saur us?

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From Jon Junior, age 12, Dallas, Texas

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t been created yet!

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From Belle , age 12, Alabaster, Alabama

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens were not invented yet!

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From Josiah, age 11, New York

What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?

A dinosnore!

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