Dinosaur Jokes

From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Oakland county, MI

How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?

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From Chuchu, 7 years old, USA

What did the dinosaur say to the other?

Do you think he “saurus”?

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From Jordan Christopher Sheeley, 9 years old, Opelika Alabama

Do you know why you cannot hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom?

Because the p is silent!

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From Corban Santi, 11 years old, Las Vegas , Nevada

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur ?

A Din-o-snore!

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From Ryan, 9 years old, Flushing, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a bomb?

Dino-mite!

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From Kelly, 13 years old, CT

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saur-us.

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