Dinosaur Jokes

From Alex L, 13 years old

What is the smartest dinosaur?

A thesaurus!

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From Anonymous Joker, 9 years old, Germany

Why did the dinosaur want a net at sunset?

To catch night fall!

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From Dino, 9 years old, North America

Where do dinosaurs shop?

At the Dino- store!

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From Keara Cavender, 10 years old, Texas, U.S

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

The “p” is silent!

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From Abby, 7 years old, Indiana

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?

Dino-mite!

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From Brock, 10 years old, Australia

What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyes?

Do you think he saur-us (saw us)?

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