What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I-don’t-think-he-saurus!
Dinosaur Jokes
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads didn’t exist!
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head ?
An apatosaurus!
How do dinosaurs get paid?
With tyrannosaurus checks!
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