Dinosaur Jokes

From Mr. Young, a teacher, Newtown, Pennsylvania

What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?

Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)

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From Erica, 8 years old, San Diego

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can’t hear you.

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From CARRIE, age 10, VACAVILLE CALIFORNIA

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?

Trom-BONE!

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From Brian, age 8, New York

Why did the dinosaur blow up?

Because he was a dino-mite dinosaur!

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From Kristin, 13 years old

What do you call a dinosaur you run away from?

A do-you-think-he-saur-us?

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From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!

Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)

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