Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.
Dinosaur Jokes
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?
What a lava-ly day!
What’s green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator.
Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?
Because their eggs stink! (Extinct)
How do you stop a dinosaur from charging?
Take away his credit card!
What dinosaur was a photographer?
A camrasaurus!
