Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens weren’t around then!
Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a blind dinosaur’s dog?
Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex!
What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?
Dino-mite.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?
Tea Rex?
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet?
A Dinosaucer
