Dinosaur Jokes

From Jakejax, age 12, America

Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?

Because they don’t know how to cook!

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From Anonymous, age 9, Los Angeles, CA

What do you get when you cross a T-rex with
a lemon?

A dino-sour!

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From Giuliano, age 9, Orlando,Florida

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork!

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From Eric S., age 15, Olney, Maryland

What do you call a flying dinosaur who likes horror movies?

A Terror-dactyl!

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From Eric S., age 15, Olney, Maryland

What do you call a dinosaur who gives long lectures?

A Tyrano-bore-us!

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From Biggie, age 12, Bradford, England

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Do you think it saurus? (saw us)

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