Dinosaur Jokes

From Dylan, age 12, Melbourne, Australia:)

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkesauras?

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From Keke, age 8, Detroit,MI

What do you get when a dinosaur steps on your garden?

Squash!

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From Lion Ryan, age 8

What do you get when you put together a hippo with a T-rex?

A Hippy saurus rex!

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From Ava, age 8, U.S.A

Why do dinosaurs need to take a shower?

Because they ex-stink!

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From Troy, age 11, Devon, England

What does a sea monster eat for lunch?

Fish and ships!

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From Lilli, age 5, Dallas, North Carolina

What do you call a dinosaur that works out?

Dino-mite!

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