When can 3 Tyrannosaurus Rex fit under an umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining!
Dinosaur Jokes
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A tyrannosaurus hex!
What do you call to dinosaurs that mean the same thing?
Thesaurus!
Which weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of iron?
Neither, because both weigh 1ton!
Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with the daddy dinosaur?
Because he was a Bronto-snore-us!
What do you call a dinosaur that doesn’t give up?
A try, try, tryceratops!
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