Dinosaur Jokes

From Milith, 10 years old, USA

What do you call a dinasour egg that is over 20,000 years old ?

Eggstinct!

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From Jordan , age 12, St Leonards, Australia

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t been invented yet!

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From Caitlin H, 10 years old, Virginia,United States

Why was the dinosaur scared to go back to the library?

His books were 6 million years late!

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From Eli, age 8, Wisconsin, USA

What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?

Anything you want. It can’t hear you!

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

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From Leah, 9 years old, Paris, France

What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?

Dinosnore!

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