Cross the Road Jokes

From Natalie, 7 years old, Arizona

Why did the cow cross the road?

To go to the moooo-vies!

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From Chloe Mounce, 10 years old, USA

Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack!

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From Erik, 10 years old, Maryland

Why did the doctor cross the road?

Because the chicken was sick!

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From Allison, 9 years old, Colorado Springs

Why did the banana cross the road?

Because he had to split!

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From Raya, 9 years old, Wisconsin

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

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From Maya V., 10 years old, Sylmar, CA

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!

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