Cross the Road Jokes

From Brett, a grownup, SC,US

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken had not evolved yet!

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From Maddie, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

Why couldn’t the cow cross the street?

The traffic wasn’t mooooving!/div>

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From Akira, 3 years old

Why did the astronaut cross the road?

Because he was spaced out!

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From Lizzie, 12 years old, USA

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Their was a Kentucky Fried Chicken on the other side!

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From Batman The Second, 10 years old, Lanham, Maryland, USA

Why did the otter cross the road?

To get to the otter (other) side!

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From Emma Savov, 10 years old, United States, NJ

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chickens day off!

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