Cross the Road Jokes

From Chloe Wirth, 9 years old, Endwell, New York

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say, “Hello, from the other side!”

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

What do you call a chicken crossing a road?

Poultry in motion!

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From Smiley28, 11 years old, USA

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because he wasn’t a chicken!

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From Hunter, 8 years old, Dallas

Why would the robot cross the road?

Because it was programed by the chicken!

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From Samantha Grace, 10 years old, Las Cruces, NM

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because he’s isn’t a chicken!

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From Rocker girl, 13 years old, Atlanta Georgia

Why did the cow cross the road??

To get to the udder side!

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