Cross the Road Jokes

From JEM, 11 years old, California

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren’t invented yet!

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From Cohen, 10 years old, PA, USA

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off!

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From Rebecca Franklin, 11 years old, St. Albans

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the mooooovies!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

How did the egg cross the road?

It scrambled across!

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From Jveon Williams, 8 years old, Texas

Why did the dog cross the road?

The chicken told him to!

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From Natalia, 3 years old

Why didn’t the toilet paper make it to the the other side?

Because it got stuck in a crack!

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