Cross the Road Jokes

From Chase, 11 years old, Arizona

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because, he was on a dare from ducks!

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From Huddy, 9 years old, Alberta, Canada

Why did the tourist cross the road?

To get to the other guide!

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From Liam Williams, 8 years old, Hot Springs

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because, he forgot his wallet!

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From Fred, 8 years old, Colorado

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

To get to the dark side!

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From Beth, 13 years old, Mesick, MI

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?

Because, it got stuck in the crack!

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From Ivan, 9 years old, America

Why did the cow cross the road?

the chicken was on vacation!

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