Cross the Road Jokes

From Andrew, in Aussi Di's year 5/6 class, Australia

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens weren’t around then!

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From Thomas H., 9 years old, Norfolk Island

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.

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From Barbara, a parent, California

Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink! (Extinct)

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From, Barbara, a parent, San Diego, California

Why did the spider cross the information super highway?

To get to her website.

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