Why did Harry Potter cross the road?
To get the pot on the other side!
Cross the Road Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in some dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he’s a dirty double-crosser!
Why was the cat afraid to cross the road?
Because he was a scaredy cat!
Why did Captain Hook cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why did the old man cross the road?
To look at his life from the other side!
What do you get when a sharp rock crosses the road?
A flat tire!
