Cross the Road Jokes

From Blake L., age 9, Victoria, Australia

Why did the computer cross the road?

Because the chicken programmed it to.

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From Blake L., age 9, Victoria, Australia

Why did the bubblegum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

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From Alexandra, age 6, Toronto, Canada

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t a chicken.

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From Fatima, age 9, Doha, Qatar

Why did the bee cross the road?

To buy some beeloney!

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From Drew, age 10, Thorntown, Indiana

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have any body to go with!

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From Brooke, age 13, Austraila

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because it was MOO-ving!

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