Cross the Road Jokes

From Zackary, 7 years old, USA

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off!

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From Try'lin, 9 years old, USA

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road…

Because, he hade no body to go with!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

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From Haylee, 8 years old, Colorado

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It forgot its eggs!

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From Kea G, 11 years old

Why did the nose cross the street?

It was tired of getting picked on!

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From Master Jack, 11 years old, Oklahoma, USA

Why did the cow cross the road?

He just needed the exercise!

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