Cross the Road Jokes

From Kelly, age 6, Ohio

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the Shell station.

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From Michael, age 8, Nottingham, England

Why did the snail cross the road?

I don’t know he hasn’t got there yet!

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From Jade Richey, age 12, Australia

Why did the frog cross the road?

He wanted to see his flat mate.

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From Tiffany, age 6, Indiana, USA

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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From Jacob B.B., age 10, Bedford, Texas USA

Why wouldn’t the Shepard cross the road?

Because he was sheepish.

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From Brooke, age 13, Austraila

Why did the horse cross the road?

Because it wanted to be the cows NEIGH-bor!

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