Cross the Road Jokes

From Ashlie, age 8, Delaware County, PA

Why did A cross the road?

Because a B was right behind her.

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From Amanda, age 11, Chatham County, NC

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off!

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From Barbara, a parent, California.

Why doesn’t the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They’re extinct. Get it?)

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From Nicole, age 11, Morgonton, North Carolina

Why wouldn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!!!!!

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From Rhiannon W., age 9, Wales, UK

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the secondhand shop.

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From Carl, Connecticut

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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