Cross the Road Jokes

From Ron, age 8, Belfast, Ireland

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop!!

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From Chris, age 8, Fort Worth, Texas

Why did the cow cross the road?

So he could go the the MOO-vies!

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From Tre, age 10, Irondale, AL

Why did the possum cross the road?

To show the chicken how it’s done!

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From Sarah G., 10 years old, Victoria, Australia

Why did the blonde cross the window?

To see what was on the other side.

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From Thomas H., 9 years old, Norfolk Island

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken wasn’t invented yet.

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From Tyler, 10 years old, Washington, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because he was a double crosser.

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