Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
Cross the Road Jokes
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Susan: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mike: I don’t know.
Susan: To get the newspaper. Get it?
Mike: No.
Susan: Neither do I. I just read it online!
Why did the reindeer cross the road?
Beause he was tied to a chicken!
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
Why did the nose cross the road?
Because he was tired of getting picked on!
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