Cross the Road Jokes

From Angelina, age 10, Florida, United States

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck on the chicken’s foot!

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From Holly, age 13, London

Why did the man with no hands cross the road?

To get to the Second Hand shop!

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From Shereka, age 14, Ronoake Rapids

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Because it had to go to the Body Shop!

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From JOSH, age 12, Red Deer, Canada

Why did the booger cross the road?

Because it was being picked on!

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From John, age 14, Augusta, Kentucky

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!

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From Leigh, age 11, Tennessee

What do you call a guy who jumps in a mud puddle, then crosses the road twice?

A dirty double crosser!

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