Why did the rooster cross the road?
To show he wasn’t a chicken!
Cross the Road Jokes
Why was everyone mad at the pig crossing the road?
Because he was a road hog!
Simple Simon: How do I get to the hospital quickly?
Smart Alec: Stand in the middle of the road.
What has six wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Why did the potato run across the road?
So it wouldn’t get mashed!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
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