Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Mitch, age 10, Wisconsin
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
From Madelyne, age 10, Lebanon Indiana
Why did the pig cross the road?
From Samster, age 8, Woodside, California, USA
Why did the gum cross the road?
From Aly, age 10, United States
Why did the chicken cross the road?
From Megan, age 10, Scotland
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
From Thais, age 6, USA
How did the egg cross the road?
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