The chicken crossed the road. Why didn’t the hippo?
He was too chicken.
Cross the Road Jokes
When is it safe to jump out of a moving bus?
When the hospital is near!
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
Because he was stuck in the chicken’s crack!
Why did the man cross the road while he was eating an apple?
He had to get to his Granny Smith.
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a teacher?
Blood test!
Why did the potato cross the road?
Because he saw a fork!
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