Cross the Road Jokes

From Jace, 9 years old, Colorado

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Wait?!?! The chicken got out of the coop?!?!?!??!!

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From Ethan Polk, 3 years old, U.S.A

Why did the penguin cross the ice on his belly?

To get to the other slide!

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From Homie, 11 years old, Ohio

Why did the chicken cross the road!

TO CHECK ON THE CHICKS!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?

The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house!

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From John Stanley, 11 years old, Wilmington, Delaware

Why did the gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

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From Koleia, 8 years old, Killeen, TX

Why did the boy cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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