How did the egg cross the road?
It scrambled across!
Cross the Road Jokes
A newly graduated motorist was driving on a one-way road but was surprised to see that all vehicles were driving in the opposite direction.
She was stopped by a traffic policeman and asked, “Where are you going madam?”
She replied “I don’t know but it seems wherever I am going, I’m late since everybody is coming back!”
Why did the booger cross the world?
Because he kept getting picked on
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do so!
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop!
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