Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed to do so.
Cross the Road Jokes
Why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road on Christmas Eve?
He had no Christmas spirit to do it.
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn’t have the guts!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know, he never told me!
A man lived across from a hospital. One day, he needs to go to the hospital. To go to the hospital, he must go through a road which cars are very fast. One step and he will get knocked down. What should he do to get to the hospital?
He just need to take one step and the ambulance will bring him to the hospital.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
The chicken retired.
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