Cross the Road Jokes

From Josh, age 11, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Why did the turtle cross the road?

It was the chicken’s day off!

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From Indyarria, age 9, Oklahoma

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!

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From Annette, age 11, ShowLow,Arizona

Knock, knock!
Who`s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?

Car go beep beep!

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From Michael S., age 11, U.S.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

It was the chickens day off!

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From Merydyth, age 7, Boston

Why didn’t the diaper cross the road?

Because he was too pooped!

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From Mris, age 11, Ohio

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Cause he wanted to!

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