Cross the Road Jokes

From BB, age 7, Washington DC

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Nicole, age 9, Tennessee

Why did the football coach cross the road?

To get his quarter back!

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From Kara, age 17, Luther, OK United States

Why did the Spider cross the Road?

To get to his website!

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From Thomas, age 8, US

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken took the day off.

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From Dakota, age 11, San Antonio,Texas

Why didn’t the rooster cross the road?

He wasn’t a chicken!

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From Ella , age 10, New York

How can you find a lost train?

Follow its tracks!

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