Cross the Road Jokes

From Ibu, age 9, USA

Why did the cactus cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s back!

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From Monica, age 8, South Carolina

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

‘Cause it didn’t have the guts!

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From CHAYENNE, age 10, NEWARK, NJ

Why did the apple cross the road?

To see his Granny Smith!

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From KK, age 8, San Antonio, Tx, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he is chicken!

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From Ricky, age 10, West Virginia

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To stop McDonald’s from selling chicken nuggets!

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From Joey, age 14, Virginia

Why did the woman cross the road?

Who cares, what’s she doing out of the kitchen!

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