Cross the Road Jokes

From SigiMario, age 9, Chicago, Illinois

Why did yo mama cross the road with a frying pan?

She heard the chicken was on the other side!

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From Sienna, age 9, Fresno, CA

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: Because chickens were not invented yet!

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From Jamie C, age 9, Stockport, Manchester, UK

Why did Mr. Unimportant cross the road?

Never mind, it doesn’t matter

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From Elza-a-belz, age 7, America

Why did the cow cross the road?

To see the moooooooooooovies!

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From Callum, age 10, Falmouth, Cornwall UK

Why did the one-handed skeleton cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

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From Kamryn, age 12, U.S

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have the guts!

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