Cross the Road Jokes

From Tori, age 17, Monroe, Louisiana

Why did the hobo cross the road?

He was moving to a better neighborhood!

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From Hargun, age 8, Usa

Why did the booger cross the road

Because he was being picked on!

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From Benjamin, age 6, Frederick, Maryland

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Rhys, age 11, London

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look! I’m changing!

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From Kai-Avé, age 13, Ventura California

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts.

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From Sydnee, age 7, Gilroy, CA

Why did the fish cross the road?

To get to the other tide!

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