Cross the Road Jokes

From Alex L, 13 years old

Why did the giraffe cross the grassland?

There weren’t any roads nearby!

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From Kc, 11 years old

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn’t have the guts!

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From Perrin Benson, 13 years old, Kentucky

Why were there feathers in the road?

The wolf got the chicken!

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From Lauren, 11 years old, Valdosta

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side!

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From Lilly Sue, 13 years old, San Francisco

What happened when the toilet paper tired to cross the road?

It got stuck in a crack!

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From Ethan Polk, 11 years old, Michigan, United States

Why did the penguin cross the ice?

To get to the other slide!

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