Cross the Road Jokes

From Ariana G, 9 years old, California

Why did the dolphin run cross the road?

to get to the other tide!

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From Mazzi, 9 years old, Washington

Why did the cow cross the road?

‘Cause she was tied to the chicken!

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From Izzy, 9 years old, Maine

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the armadillo it was possible!

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From Ethan, 6 years old, Georgia

Why did the man buy a Ford?

Because he wanted to go ford not backward!

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From Kellen Savoy, 7 years old, Conroe,TX USA

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

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From Hamish R C, 9 years old, Hertfordshire, England

What do you get if you cross a Scotsman with a flea?

Hopscotch!

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