Cross the Road Jokes

From Meg, 10 years old,

Why did the nose cross the road?

Because he got picked on!

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From Kiley, 9 years old, Texas

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

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From Kate, 9 years old, Anderson, SC

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

He didn’t have any guts!

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From Kevin, 9 years old, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he felt like it.

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From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

Why did the nose cross the road?

Because he got picked on!

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From Isobel, 6 years old, Kansas City

Why did the pencil cross the road?

To get to Pencil-vania!

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