Cross the Road Jokes

From Alana, 10 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know but he chickened out anyway. LOL

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From Stacey, 9 years old, USA

Why did the duck cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken.

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From Aliciariddle, a parent, Oklahoma Auls Valley

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To beat the chicken to the table!

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From SVH, 10 years old, Winnipeg

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because the chicken called in sick!

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From Funky Monkey, 10 years old, Arizona

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s back.

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From Hailie, 9 years old, El Paso

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So the cop can stop him and say “Remember these 3 colors: yellow, green and pink”. The next day green green green yellow I pink up the phone.

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