Cross the Road Jokes

From Dan, 12 years old, UK

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

They didn’t have chickens in those days!

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From Sunshine Condez, 9 years old, Manila, Philippines

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other SLIDE! (side)

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From Emily, 9 years old, Nunna Ya Beez Wax!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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From Tahjnalia, 10 years old, Kankakee IL

Why did the skeleton cross the street?

Because it had no guts!

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From Kelly, 12 years old, Paris, France

Why did the squirrel cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.

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From Faith, 10 years old, Cocoe, FL

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Because the chicken was on break!

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