Cross the Road Jokes

From Vlad Stoicescu, 11 years old, Bucharest, Romania

Why did the one-handed monster cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop!

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From Ashlyn, 7 years old, Baton Rouge

Why did the cow cross the road?

Because it was the chicken’s day off!

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From Peter, 11 years old, NY

Why did the quail cross the river?

Because chickens cross roads!

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From Peter Brennan, 11 years old, New York

Why did the lion cross the road?

He thought he smelled chicken!

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From Maddy, 12 years old, Australia

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

Because he wasn’t a chicken.

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From Ava K., 10 years old, Singapore,

Why did the chicken cross the road in China?

Because he was on vacation!

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