Cross the Road Jokes

From AbbottandCostello, 14 years old, Michigan

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road and then cross back?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

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From Collin, 8 years old, U.S.A

Why did the rubber ducky cross the road?

To get to the bath!

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From Remmie, 14 years old, Paris

Why did the sheep cross the road?

To go to the bahhbers!

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From JoJo, 11 years old, China

Why did the llama cross the road?

Because the chicken retired!!

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From Brian Kahn, 9 years old, New Jersey

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

He was too stuffed!

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From Lippbuster, 11 years old, AR, United States

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To show the opossum how it’s done!

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