Cross the Road Jokes

From Anna Jolene Ball, 9 years old, Wayne, WV

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot!

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From Sarah Wahid, 9 years old, Canada

Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!

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From Adrian Simon, 10 years old, California, USA

Why did the pencil cross the road?

To get to Pencil-vania!!

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From Mackenzie, 10 years old, Interlachen

Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop!

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From Caelyn, 13 years old, Australia

Why did the bubble gum cross the road?

Because it was stuck to the chicken’s foot!

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From Sean is Awesome, 15 years old, California U.S

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens hadn’t been invented!

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