Cross the Road Jokes

From Grace, 8 years old, USA

Why did Darth Vader cross the road?

He was forced to!

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From Abby Macky, 9 years old, blackduck M.N

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to the other website!

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From Pickle, 10 years old, United States

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know. I was hoping you would!

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From Lawrence, 11 years old, California

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove he wasn’t chicken!

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From Tiffany, 3 years old, Paris

Why did the rooster cross the road?

Because he had the day off!

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From Marie Truax, 8 years old, Louisiana

What do call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, then crosses back?

A dirty double crosser!

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