Cow Jokes

From Annie Lee, age 10, Korea.

Where do cows go for vacation?

MOO-York!

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From David, a reader, Utah, USA

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don’t work!

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From Lippbuster, 11 years old, AR, United States

What do cows ask each other?

How you mooing today?

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From Dan Tdm, 9 years old, North America

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Julian Oliva, age 11, Miami,Fl

Where do cows go on vacation?

Moo York City!

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From Ray P. , age 8, Cumming, Georgia

How did the cow get across the road?

He had to mooooove to get there.

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