Cow Jokes

From Jacob, 11 years old, United States of America

What do you get when you cross a cow with a smurf?

Blue cheese!

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From Jordan Christopher Sheeley, 9 years old, Opelika Alabama

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Grace, age 11, Marshall, Virginia

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A laughing stock!

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From Alana Kennedy, 10 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

What is a cow’s favourite holiday (vacation)?

Mooo York!

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From Fuzzy, age 13, Nova Scotia, Canada

What do you call a cow that doesn’t like milk?

Lactose intolerant!

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From Cuteeeangel, age 10, California,United States

What does a cow make when it jumps up and down?

A milkshake!

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