What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
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From Jordy, age 7, Seagoville, TX
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
From Alex, age 7, Madiera, CA
Why did the cow eat a chocolate bar?
From Sadaf, age 12, Raleigh, North Carolina
Where do the cows go?
From Chinchin, age 7, New Westminster, Canada
What does a farmer use to count his cows?
From Miley Cyrus, age 14, Paris
Where do cows stay when they’re on vacation?
From Ferdi, age 7, Jakarta, Indonesia
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
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