Cow Jokes

From Anjali, 8 years old, United States of America

What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!

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From Felicity and Edie, age 8, London

How do cows get to work?

On the udderground!

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From Noah, 9 years old, Tennessee

What do you call a boy cow taking a nap?

A bulldozer!

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From Paige, age 9, Maine

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

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From Peter, age 5, Utah

How does a cow say boo?

Moooooooooooo!

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From Bray, age 9, Jenison, Michigan

What gives milk and has two wheels?

A cow on a motorcycle?

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