Cow Jokes

From MARQUES A., 10 years old, MARYLAND

YO MAMA SO SHORT THAT SHE

CAN MILK A COW STANDING UP!

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From Kenny, 10 years old, France

How do you count cows?

A cowculator!

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From Allyyssaaa, 10 years old, Kentucky, Bowling Green

How do you make milk shake?

Give it a good scare!

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From Annee, 9 years old, Cold Spring, NY

Where’s your hometown?

St. Cow, Moosourri

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From Jaimie B, 11 years old, United Kingdom

What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?

BLUE CHEESE!

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From James Williams, a teacher, Wales

What’s blue and stands in a field?

A Cow with a tracksuit on!

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